The Peeled Banana

Once upon a time there was a banana. A very happy banana who lived in a tree. He was as yellow as can be. So one lovely morning he went for a walk, he walked through a strawberry patch and then a blueberry bush to meet some other friends. But when he was walking he came to a sign which said, "The who enters will be eaten." So Banana, the banana, kept on walking towards his home. When he got home he made fresh bumble leaf tea and tofu cake. When he started to eat, a star fruit came running to his door, huffing and puffing from running. Star, the starfruit said, " Hide, the monkeys are coming!" Then ran off to tell the strawberries. Banana went to his kitchen and ate his cake and drank his tea then left his house to go for a walk. Banana said to himself, " Silly monkeys, they shouldn't be eating us! That is very uncivilized!" He trotted toward the big sign that he saw the day before. He walked in and passed the sign. He came to a monkey sitting in the sun. He said very loudly, "stop eating us!" To the monkey, it was a tiny squeaking sound. So the monkey reached for the small banana and peeled it open and... the banana's last words were, " I forgot, banana's are a monkey's favourite treat!" Chomp! That was the end of that.

The End